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I apologize in advance for sophomoric/inappropriate humor.

At a tavern, thar be a pirate sittin' near th' fireplace wit' a parrot named Chess. Th' bar wench comes over to ask th' pirate about 'is bird, 'n is told th't th' parrot c'n sing. So th' bar wench asks for proof. Th' parrot starts a round of "What do ye do wit' a drunken sailor?", 'n carries on fer several minutes. Th' bar wench asks if Chess be after knowin' any other shanties, to which th' pirate replies "Aye, lass. Ol' Chess knows lots o' songs... Show 'er, Chess". Chess refuses t' perform anythin' but "What do ye do wit' a drunken sailor?" After a few minutes o' th's, th' pirate grabs Chess 'n holds 'im over th' fire. Chess immediately begins singin' "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire!"

Hai thar...

Date: 2011-09-28 03:19 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] deuceloosely.livejournal.com
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