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I apologize in advance for sophomoric/inappropriate humor.

At a tavern, thar be a pirate sittin' near th' fireplace wit' a parrot named Chess. Th' bar wench comes over to ask th' pirate about 'is bird, 'n is told th't th' parrot c'n sing. So th' bar wench asks for proof. Th' parrot starts a round of "What do ye do wit' a drunken sailor?", 'n carries on fer several minutes. Th' bar wench asks if Chess be after knowin' any other shanties, to which th' pirate replies "Aye, lass. Ol' Chess knows lots o' songs... Show 'er, Chess". Chess refuses t' perform anythin' but "What do ye do wit' a drunken sailor?" After a few minutes o' th's, th' pirate grabs Chess 'n holds 'im over th' fire. Chess immediately begins singin' "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire!"
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Do you want the long list or the short one?
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"...Get off of my property, or I'll call the cops."
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I would love a Mini Cooper, but it would have to have been converted to American roads, because I'm right-handed, and I don't think I could drive a European version...

Failing that, a SMART Car.... or an RV.
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Skiing. Since I've never done it, I know I'm not missing out on anything.
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Rice. It's versitile, and it's not made of junk.
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Castle, as the Transformers-loving fangeek that I am.
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I'm okay with it... for now. I don't like starting at new schools or starting new classes though, because I can guarantee that at least one teacher will mispronounce my name "Dennis". Denise. GET IT RIGHT OR FACE THE ICY GLARE OF DOOM AND GODS HELP YOU IF YOU ARE SHORTER THAN 5'3" BECAUSE I WILL TOWER OVER YOU AND GLARE AN ICY GLARE.... *Cough* Ahem. When I get the opportunity, I'm changing my name to Denver. I may change my middle name as well, probably to Esther Aileene*, in honor of my grandmother, who indirectly helped me learn that I love playing with sticks and string.


*or whatever my grandmother's middle name was... I know it began with an A, and was a bit of an odd name... i'll have to check some stuff... I'll come back and fix this when I know for certain.
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About a week. My cellphone doesn't do the internet, so that option was never available to me... and I was feeling the withdrawl within a few hours. Almost all of my friends have online connections, so I wasn't able to talk to them like I wanted to, so no, it wasn't liberating.
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Costuming, plotbunnies, smut, random observations, and caffinated beverages.
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I have a set order of websites that I will visit every day. I am a creature of habit.
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Having no self-confidence, due to being turned down repeatedly in the past.
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I'm an ordained minister. I have over 30 Transformers toys. I like curry.
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Well, I was going through an odd phase in high school...Azysapphy stands for Azul Sapphire, which I thought sounded cool...and now I don't have the heart to change it...or rather, I can't think of anything better than that or "Den's Crap"...>.>;;
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All my friends are my world.

Today I said "Good bye" silently.

I am selling my knitting needles.

Out of service, personal. Message Understood.

This day, we say good bye.
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Cheese whiz.

It's fucking CHEESE. IN A CAN.
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I think I first started because some of my friends had journals, and I wanted to comment. Since then, those friends have moved on, but I've continued to be somewhat involved, even if I do update sporadically....this is the longest-running journal of any sort I've had. I've been around since 2002, for cripe's sake! *laughs*

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